🎰 CONNOQ VFC PRESENTS: THE MOST DISORGANIZED HEIST YOU’LL EVER WIN 🎰 We tried assembling a crew like Ocean’s Eleven… but someone forgot the blueprint, one guy brought snacks, and the rest of us just said “let’s do a raffle instead

 
By Connoquenessing Volunteer Fire Company
April 17, 2026
 

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Good news for you—that means no alarms, no lasers, and no jail time. Just a chance to win 💰

đź’° NEW RAFFLE ALERT đź’°
Purchase a chance to win 1 Book of Lottery Tickets

🎟️ 60 – $10 Tickets
🎟️ 250 chances at just $5 per chance

This is the only “heist” where buying in is encouraged… and legal.

🎟️ Tickets are available on our Square site: https://connoqvfc12.square.site/

Ticket Numbers will be posted once all tickets are sold via the CVFC Facebook

Please note: In the event Square oversells tickets due to high demand, your ticket may be refunded, or other arrangements may be made.

Your name and phone number will be copied directly from Square. Please ensure it is accurate.
Local pickup only
Must be 18 Years of Age
If the prize is not claimed after 30 days, the prize becomes the property of the Connoquenessing Volunteer Fire Company
Tickets are non-refundable with no exceptions
In the event that sales slow down or cease, Connoquenessing Volunteer Fire Company reserves the right to refund all sales.
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Tickets will be entered into a tumbler and drawn at random

🎲 THE REST OF THE CREW IS STILL “WORKING”… (AKA SELLING TICKETS):

🏍️ 2015 Harley Davidson Road King – 211 chances left
500 chances at $20 per chance
(Probably easier than stealing one… just saying.)

🍳 Caraway Cookware Package – 97 chances left
200 chances at $10 per chance
(Cook like a pro, or at least look like one.)

🚲 GoTrax Z4 LITE Folding eBike – 111 chances left
250 chances at $5 per chance
(Faster getaway vehicle… if your getaway is to Sheetz.)

🛶 Kayak Package – 60 chances left
225 chances at $5 per chance
(Perfect for escaping… or just floating and avoiding responsibilities.)

đźš’ Every ticket supports your local volunteers at Station 12

No crew required. No plan needed.
Just buy a ticket… and let luck do the stealing.